Dear Jamie,

Please leave the doors to the bird, and rat cage open, so your pets can get a chance to visit me. Besides, they need fresh air. If you do this, I won't trouble grandpa Don for dinner. Please be a sweetie.

With love & fluff

Stinky (your cat)

P.s. (do you have a chicken you can spare)

stinky stories are the true stories of stinky the cat.